cute names to call your significant other
I mean how else do you make babies stop crying?
Rapping, that’s how.
"HOP OFF MY DICK BITCH" I yell as waluigi catches up to me as I am crossing the finish line in mariokart
this could be us but u a video game character
Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin
Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit
When you hit delete trying to erase a letter but your computer takes you back a page instead
What if there was a pigeon Thor?
Would the helmet have two muscular human arms coming out of it instead of wings?
I don’t know how your day is going, but you deserve to let this Ugandan children give you life.
I AM THE GIRL IN THE PINK